you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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