Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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