he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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