Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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