She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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