do herpes really smell.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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