And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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