Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's a Shit stain on my heart
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
