Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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