I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
