Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
