wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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