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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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