whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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