We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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