So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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