I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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