she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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