Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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