watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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