): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You dont lie about slip and slides
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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