U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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