I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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