I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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