If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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