He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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