I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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