real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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