I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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