false alarm. still invincible.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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