You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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