i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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