it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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