so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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