pedialite and red bull = repair kit
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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