Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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