everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
