THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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