We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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