Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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