Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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