Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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