Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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