I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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