I skipped work to stalk him.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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