kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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