batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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