Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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