dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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