He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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