when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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