Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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