Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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