I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Fuck appropriateness.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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