If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just want to make out with him forever
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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