Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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